1. What were you doing 10 years ago?
Finishing up my formal and informal education including: spending a year in a vow of silence among Tibetan Monks learning meditation and telekinetic tae kwon do, finishing my thesis on the General Universal Theory and rewriting the Encylcopedia Britannica in Zulu and Tierra Del Feugan.
Just ended a horrible long-term relationship with HAL. She was way too needy.
2. What is on your to do list?
Attend the award ceremony in my honor to obtain the Universal Sceptre of Objectivity
Answer more questions
Enlighten mankind
Discover the true meaning of Britney Spear’s existence
Finish my wives operators manual for men, titled, “Chaos Theory: A Study on Owning, Operating and Maintaining A Wife that Fits Your Needs.”
Return Stephen Hawking’s and the Pope’s phone calls
Get my printer hooked up correctly to the computer – even Omniscient superpower’s have weaknesses.
3. Where are 5 places you've lived?
Tibet
Eden
Emerald City
Atlantis – but only shortly before it sunk
Camden
Magrathea – where I helped consult on the building of custom-made planets
Kashyyk – home planet of the wookies, where I decided to grow a beard
5. What would you do if you became a billionaire?
I’d have to sell my properties as becoming a billionaire would require cutting back the budget some
Settle on a jet coop instead of maintaining my own fleet
6. Bad habits?
Overt, covert and perverted sarcasm
Always being right
Constantly correcting Mensa members
7. Things that you enjoy?
Being right
Acting in improve sketches
Mocking scientists during convention lectures and taunting them with the right answers
Playing with my children
Surfing the internet for fluff
A big fan of Coupling
10 comments:
YES!! That was what I was waiting for! Very funny!
I guess you can't check off "Enlighten mankind"! That's a JOKE. I hope the board knows what that is.
Kashyyk is much like Camden- don't you think? Wookies peeing everywhere.
Critchlow, now that you mention it, Camden is a lot like Kashyyk. I may have the two places confused on my list of places lived. They both feel like another planet, the languages spoken there are similar and you wouldn't be suprised seeing a little green man walking down the street. Oh, and State Police (aka Storm Troopers) tried to rule the streets.
As for the joke. The only thing funny is that you can enlighten people, but they'll never get it. It's like, you can turn the light on, but some people still walk around with their eyes shut. In those cases I help all mankind and lead them straight into a trash compactor.
You will also notice that comments are no longer moderated. We will try for a short while to attempt open commenting. If the questions/comments become too unbareable, we will need to doo something again.
When were you living in Camden? Funny we never met up. It's a happening place, you know?
"...maintaining a wife that fits your needs"...really? Does your wife know you have a blog???
Sex vs. Gender: discuss. This does not have to make the blog any more than G rated. I envision the response being quite clinical. Inspired by the latest Young guess the "sex" post.
The 100 hour board is not currently in a committed relationship - see above. But was able to write a wives operating manual for all men - the ultimate textbook they've been looking for.
But the 100 Hour Board is looking for a new wife currently - any ideas?
hrb we had lost ya there for awhile. glad to have found you again. nice new digs by the way....
Who is the 100 Hour Board voting for, for president?
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