Q: Dear 100 Hour Board,How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?Why did the chicken cross the road?Sincerely,No ImaginationA: Dear Simple MindedIt's unfortunate that you waste the incredible powers of the 100 Hour Board on such simple questions that can be answered with little research or real travail. But...I will stoop to that level because no body is asking real questions.A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.orMs....
17.8.07
12.8.07
Its all Bull
Q:Dear All Knowing 100 Hour Board,I recently read a news article on penguins fear of the color red, can you explain this phenomenon?Regards,80A:Dear My Monochromatic Friend,I do not know where you get your facts, but you are clearly misled in this assumption. Bulls charge after the red cape - although interestingly enough it isn't because of the color (bulls are colorblind) but because of the motion. The idea that penguins are afraid of red is just, well bull.Penguins eyes are attuned to life at...
8.8.07
Circle of Life
Q Dear 100 Hour Board,Now to get to my real question: How many donuts does Homer Simpson eat in one year?A Dear Pastry Inquisitor,With 10 Billion doughnuts consumed in the US, the average person eats roughly 33 doughnuts per year. I do not take Homer Simpson as a thoroughly 'average' person - more like above average (except maybe intellect). With a height of 6 feet and weighing anywhere from 239 to 300 pounds (all official numbers) his BMI is something between 32 and 40 - all considered obese. So...
7.8.07
1st Question - How do I?
Q Dear 100 Hour Board,So how do I post my question?Signed,My Rebel Took OverA Dear 'My Rebel Took Over'First off, is your rebel a reference to an inner child that has taken over your life and begun to send you through a midlife crisis? (Not that you are at the midlife point yet). Or perhaps one of your children - i.e the rebel - has thrown your life into disarray, mounted an insurrection and is now calling the shots (not too far from the truth I imagine). Or perhaps you are referring to the Canon...
Inaugural Post
Q Dear 100 Hour Board:How does this 100 Hour Board work and what is its purpose? I thought I could rely on my own intuition?Sincerely,Confused but ExcitedA Dear Confused but Excited,What an excellent question. It's so perfect for this inaugural post, I'd almost suggest that this was planted. Of course, the 100 Hour Board is not that duplicitous and takes pride in our work ethic and honesty. So I'll continue with an answer to your question.The 100 Hour Board was created as an extension of my other...
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