Board Update

Attention all avid 100 Hour Board Readers;

Seeing as I'm in the shadow of the Rockies in a beautiful resort, with limited connectivity, I have a back log of questions. The 100 Hour Board will answer these within the allocated promised board, but new submittals are temporarily closed until future notice (not long I'm sure).

Additionally, the 100 Hour Board is seeking applications for new members capable of handling the demanding responsibilities associated with sagedom.
Qualifications include:

• Must be able to write - and write well - just stringing nouns, verbs and an occasional preposition doesn't count
• Must be smart. Not Albert Einstein smart, more Isaac Newton. We're looking for the ability to handle multiple disciplines
• Sarcastic, witty and funny - although not all at once
• Blogger member
• Reliable writer that meets deadlines - aka 100 Hours - and responds to assignments delegated by COT100HB (Chairman of the 100 Hour Board)
• Applicant must bring with them a new collection of readers to increase circulation

If you think you fit the bill, then please provide the following application:

• Name (doesn't have to be your actual name - just a name)
• Sex (I'm looking for gender not quality and quantity)
• Blogger Name
• Age
• IQ
• Blog examples - prior work - portfolio
• Education or Experience
• A brief but funny anecdote
• A 100 Hour Board-esque answer to the following question: Q: I am at a party, the type that involves cheese trays, witty banter and cardigans, and my career depends on my ability to gracefully attend to the social occasion (ie. boss's house, client party, networking, etc.) While talking to another partygoer a subject you are not familiar with comes up (say the microeconomic impacts of the industrialization of western Sri Lanka in the last 50 years, or the use of internet protocol gates on fiber optic lines and their impact on data usage, download times and connectivity). I am asked a question regarding my opinion in the matter. So...how do I respond? How do I save face? And what other interesting topic should I bring up to move the conversation along. (Ellen Degeneres suggests always starting with Gloria Estavan - the copper plumbing of the music industry). Points for creativity, wit and making me guffah/chuckle/snortle/laugh/giggle or generally be warmed by humor.

All applications are property of the 100 Hour Board. Applicants will be notified via post in a most embarassing and public way. We are NOT an equal opportunity employer - we don't hire idiots - even if they are savants. Please post your applications as a comment for review to this post.

Good Luck,

100 Hour Board