2.1.08

Freshman Orientation 101

Q: Dear 100 Hour Board:

I'm a new user, but like what I see. But I have to ask you:

Isn't it a little presumptive to label the post "funny," not that it wasn't, but still? [In reference to the 'farts are funny' comments]

oh, by the way please remove the blog owner approval of comments. it's annoying and stifles creativity

BL

A: Dear "I'm only a civil engineer, so please excuse me"

I'll talk slowly so you can follow. :)
The 100 Hour Board is both omniscient and metaphysically omnipotent. That is the 100 Hour Board knows perfectly what is funny or not, and can therefore apply the appropriate labels. The metaphysically omnipotent part comes from an ability to change reality if needs be. So, what the 100 HB says is funny - is. And if you didn't find it as such - then you've lost your funny bone, become boring, or are actually the butt of the joke. (you'll notice I've labeled the post as stupid and board - the stupid is obvious - and that is 'board' not 'bored'.)

As for moderated comments, they are there for 2 reasons:
  1. To prevent ad spam from annoying blog spammers
  2. So that questions are moderated and kept hidden until the response is given. Although random comments are authorized rather quickly as needed.

If you don't like it, then you can suffer in the darkness of ignorance without our help.

"The light in the darkness" 100 Hour Board

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Damn, Castro.

HRP on Thu Jan 03, 12:14:00 PM 2008 said...

The 100 Hour Board was in a fiesty mood when the last post was written, and hopes that any particular civil engineering readers are not particularly offended in the tone of the previous response. Satire and sarcasm are abundant in the 100 Hour Board's house - so we blame our spouses. :)

Anonymous said...

Another question, why Freshman Orientation 101?

Is there a 200 level Freshman Orientation course?

Is that where they teach you all the stuff that actually helps you in college. Like...

don't get the full meal plan because you'll never get up in time for breakfast

or that eating 50 hot wings in a night hurts as much coming out as it did going in

or that jeans that are worn for more than 3 months straight can cause infections.

my rebel took over on Fri Jan 04, 03:08:00 PM 2008 said...

Mooo ahh ahh! I love your comment bl! But I need to know, are you speaking from personal experience here? I mean, really...3 months??

Pat Jenkins on Tue Jan 08, 01:00:00 PM 2008 said...

this post wasn't to funny!!! unless of course you say it was hrb!!!

 

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