Q: Dear Master 100 Hour Board:If you were a masochist in life, wouldn't it be a reward to be sent to hell and punishment to be sent to heaven?Signed,Please hurt meA: Dear Sadist of the SelfA sadist and a masochist meet at a bar. After several drinks the masochist suggests that the take off, go to his house and 'have fun'. The sadist replies, "no."Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their present situation, and they were startled...
31.10.07
29.10.07
Q: Dear 100 Hour Board,They say there is more than one way to skin a cat, but how many ways are there to do said skinning? Furthermore, for what practical reasons would one be required to skin a cat?Regards,Hannibal LectorA: Dear Favabean and Liver Connoisseur,I'm worried about you and your predilections for cruelty to small animals. I'm afraid that one day I'll wake up in some scary house of torture puzzles to try and escape from, only to find out that it was all one of your twisted games...ok...
26.10.07
Let Us Think...
Q: Dear 100 Hour Board:I usually stay away from things like this. I might read for entertainment purpose. But really, can one person know ALL! After days of struggling with this quandary, I am swinging the question your way. Let us test your knowledge, or at least if you Wonder 8 Ball is working. So here it goes: Oh Great 100 Hour Board, will the sister...
Time After Time
Q: Dear 100-hour board,Is the concept which we know as "time" a fundamentally man-made concept, divine creation, or natural law? Hope you aren't 'late' to provide an answer, seeing as how this mysterious concept called time governs the all-powerful board it's self!BBBA: Dear Clock Confused:The 100 Hour Board finally feels challenged by such a wide...
25.10.07
Fundemental Numbers
Q: Dear 100? Hour Board,How many licks does it take to reach the center of a tootsie pop? It may be an aged old question, but I mean the owl in the dumb commercial toys with you by biting it by the third time. Does is vary on saliva excretion or what? Perhaps the Rolling Stones offered the true answer with "40 Licks," but honestly how many?And on that note, how many hours does it take to get to the center of a 100-hour Board Question?Regards,80? 90? Whatever it TakesA: Dear Lick Confused:This is...
17.10.07
Gunshot, rings out like a bell...
Q: Dear Science-Minded 100 Hour Board:Here is one that has been bugging me since I had a friend ask me this question and could not provide a good answer.Often in television crime and law shows they flout the crime scene investigators ability to match individual recovered bullets to the guns that they have been fired from due to distinct markings that...
11.10.07
Not exactly white on white ties...
Q: Dear Sultan of All Knowledge,If one wanted to hire a hitman? I mean literally given our situation, how would you find one?Regards,Looking to do '80' yearsA: Dear My Ever Growing Felon,Oh my, oh my. Who in your life has gotten so under your skin you want to bump them off? Did you want it nice and clean - perhaps a bomb hooked to the car ignition, or slow and painful...perhaps a la SAW style? Your choice?It is obviously not in the interest of the 100 Hour Board to offer any advice that may lead...
8.10.07
I'm Thinking...
Q: Dear 'Food-Fanatic' 100 Hour Board,Can you tell me where Arby's got their name from? We were driving in the car the other day and Mom mentioned something about R.B.s, like short for Roast Beef. Can you shed some light on this very important topic???Sincerely,Eating Beef 'n Cheddar In the DarkA: Dear Roast Beef Aficionado,I so desperately wanted to call Arby's up and find out the answer to your quandary. So I offer you a transcript.RingStandard prompts"In order to better serve you, your phonecall...
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